The Beck Pack. Thirteen Grade-A Fontolific Disasters,
Just itching to take the greeting card industry by storm. Six Hundred and
Seventy Six Letters of Pure Eye Catching, nay, Eye Destroying Beauty,
ready to turn your crummy 'zine into a full on punch in the chops. Thanks
to the mystical properties of ValuVlad Technology™, you can save a hundred
bucks and STILL blind the recipients of yer alphabetical misanthropy! The
whole lot of 'em is a paltry Twenty-Five bucks. Make the checks out to
my... uh... accountant:
<---Click for a big ol' map of all of da' fonts.
8415 Amigo Ave. #1
Northridge Ca, 91324
Click to get up close an' personal with all the Alphabets of Doom.-->
As soon as I recieve your moolah, I will e-mail
you the fonts, and for hard copy purposes send you a 3.5 inch diskette
containing the same. And those of you who do financially put the wind in
the sails of my maiden voyage have the choice of recieving, via e-mail,
every free font I ever make until I die (or stop).
Online Credit Card Thingamajig coming soon!
You should know that every font you download from
SPITE FONTS contains all of the standard characters. You wont get stuck
with a real bitchin' set of capitals only, or no punctuation, or any of
that krunk. If you see it on your keyboard, the SPITE FONTS will make it
happen (or at least a real ugly abstraction thereof).